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MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
h** teacher.


THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle




MAD MAX - Was great Until they killed the only Star in the movie


TAGS: mad max
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - September 1, 2011, 8:30 am
I know, but I meant in Mad Max 2, there is a scene where the Interceptor gets wrecked, thats what my tombstone is about, I've seen the car in a museum in Keswick.
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 8:10 am
Actually, they made a replica for the second movie that did most of the actual driving, they original was kept for close ups and interiors. Original car lives in a museum in the UK now.
Alixian - September 1, 2011, 8:05 am
Gd idea, It hought this was more appropriate tho, seeing as they trashed in the 2nd movie
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 7:50 am
A picture of the ol' interceptor might have been a better idea.


UNDER THE INFLUENCE -


TAGS: circus maximus population control television
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - March 13, 2013, 6:14 pm
That's more of am illegal drug than the over the counter stuff.
CloudchaserS - March 13, 2013, 1:48 am
That and that thing that allows people all around the world to pass around ph**os and videos of cats


MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.




IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking.


TAGS: politics democrats obama president funny true maxist socialist
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by WTFO

culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am
*moved*
culos - February 3, 2010, 6:20 am
You to begin with Fred, way to go commenting on an old and exhausted thread. Politifakes have now move to the Politifake.org site!
fred - February 3, 2010, 5:37 am
I'm curious. Just what sort of percentage of US conservatives are retarded?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:52 pm
Devils food......happy now?, No worries, I'm just jerkin yer chain.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
Just offering facts to the debate. Not attacking and I still prefer cake to pie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
Strawberry Rhubarb. A la mode.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
their profit margin was only 3.4% (beverages were 25.9% to compare). Here's the link - http://www.usnews.com/money/blogs/flowchart/2009/08/25/why-health-insurers-make-lousy-villains.html - surprise, Washington D.C. lied again.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:42 pm
Derek, if he's a disaster for lawyers then why doesn't his healthcare plan go for tort reform which has proven to drive down costs in states that have tried it? Also, "over-paid private" insurance providers is a misleading statement I think. Last year
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Dave, exactly correct.
dave - October 30, 2009, 12:41 am
i didnt, but it wouldnt surprise me. they all want something for nothing at whatever cost to anyone else.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
A disaster for weapons manufacturers, lawyers and over-paid private (non) providers perhaps.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:07 am
tires if they don't go along with the policy to bill the company a full hour when the clock out even 1 or 2 minutes into that hour. Unions had their time and place, but no longer IMO.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:06 am
purple shirts are no better than the teamsters union. Did you see the video of a SEIU beating up a preacher handing out signs outside of a townhall meeting. Yeah, unions are great for the US. In my brother's company, the small union will slash members'
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:05 am
Welcome, Dave (late or not). To me Social Security looks like a ponzi scheme. I pay into it with a promise of return later while the govt takes my money for those who paid in the past (after taking their cut). Sorry to hear you're a part of SEIU. Those
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:05 pm
not to be a paying member of the unuion, I am still forced to pay my "fair share", which is only about $20 or $30 less than actual union members pay.
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:04 pm
into something, ie social security, doesnt mean you agree with it. you dont have a choice. Its the same for the god-awful union. My line of work is covered by SEIU. I personally think the people at SEIU are morons, and even though I have decided not
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
pay into unemployment insurance, unless you are a business owner. Unemployment insurance is paid for 100% by the employer, which is why they have the right to appeal an employees claim for unemployment insurance benefits. Second, just because you pay
dave - October 11, 2009, 7:02 pm
Call me a little late in the game, but this is in response to first comment about the social security and unemployment insurance. First of all, I work for the state of california in the unemployment insurance division, and I can tell you that none of us
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:48 am
d*** that's funny, AD. Sean, thanks for the reference.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:43 am
"Human Action. A Treatise on Economics." His masterpiece. But you can also find that argument in his book entitled "Socialism".
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:42 am
Change You Can Relieve In!!!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:41 am
We need a catchy slogan..."Change" seems to work and it applies (in a different way) here too.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:40 am
Ahhhhhhh.... ok, got the reference now. Thanks for revisiting that cold case.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:39 am
Hmmmmm... Depends for Florida. I like the platform.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:36 am
Digging way back, AD. The wrestling reference was to Dwayne Johnson (the Rock) whose catch line was "If you smell...what the Rock is cooking".
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:34 am
Maybe instead of free health care for FL we can get them free Depends undergarments. What do you think?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:33 am
Ugh! I don't wanna be like every other lying politician who subscribes to "the ends justifies the means" when it comes to campaigns. That's one of the things screwing up the system now. There has to be another way.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:21 am
Eh.... campaign promises. Whatever it takes to get into office, then we fix things.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, I missed that work by Ludwig Von Mises. I'll have to look that up. AD, offering free healthcare to the most geriatric state in the Republic might be cost-prohibitive.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:20 am
Russia and America are now, after many years, showing the pitfalls of their systems. It's great to not only study, but to watch it as it happens.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am
Offering healthcare to the elderly should net that state, hands down. If not, we'll hire Microsoft to develop a new voting system.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:16 am
should have won him the Nobel prize in economics. In a fair world it woud have.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:15 am
sorry to quipple WTFO, but in theory socialism and communism can't work. Ludwig Von Mises proved that economic calculation and therefore the efficient production and distribution of goods cannot take place unless there is a market in place. That ...
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am
What do we do about FL voting machines?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Not much. We're just trying to save the world that's all. Come on in and join us as our NORAD ally.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:14 am
I'm currently working on getting the punch-card voting system in place for Nevada... just in case they aren't leaning our way in 2012.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 1:12 am
ok I'm back, what did I miss?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:08 am
govt running banks, auto industries, taxing the wealthy heavily to pay for everything, and pushing for nationalized health care. I'm afraid we're about to be hit by a truck playing in the street.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:07 am
gain, which is why communism always fails. Socialism is the middle of the road between Capitalism and Communism. The US has had it's foot in the street on some social issues since the Great Depression. However, now we are running into the street with the
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:05 am
in govt who want to "spread the wealth around". Let me put it this way: In THEORY, communism works. In theory, everyone does their best for the whole society and everyone benefits equally. In PRACTICE, humans are not ants, they do minimum effort for max
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 1:03 am
Nobody argues that you have to take care of those who truly cannot take care of themselves, disabled, elderly etc but like my VP said, this sense of entitlement has been and continues to tear down the American dream. Success is being penalized by those
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 1:01 am
Self-pride is in short supply. Everyone wants to get paid, regardless of their personal effort or value. I pay taxes to keep welfare recipients pregnant, fed and healthy while I have to pay for medical? That's unacceptable.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:59 am
It does seem extreme, Sean... especially worded like that. However, our welfare, healthcare and unemployment systems, as they stand now, are breeding laziness and senses of entitlement. It has to be wrung out of the mentality here.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am
Well, we are responsible for vanilla ice... let's call it even.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:56 am
If you can't shoot 'em, deport 'em, or sterilize them, and watching them starve to death in front of their starving children does not agree with your delicate sensibilities, then you're gonna be a welfare state .... Gotta bribe the losers. Or jail 'em.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:54 am
No. Celine Deon.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am
Dumb canucks? For what? Socialized medicine?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am
Wrestling reference? I'm a bit out of touch.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:51 am
So then you have always had socialized medicine. Just not enough of it to have most Americans as worry free on that issue as us dumb Canucks.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am
The views on controlling welfare, spending, abortion, etc is, to many of those montana mountain separatists, a form of socialism... too much government control. In my opinion, if many can't do the right thing, you have to do it for them. Slippery slope.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:49 am
BTW, did anyone get the wrestling reference in this poster?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:47 am
I wonder if Biden is worse in his policies than Obama. He's proven to make more mistakes in his speaking than Bush did. I hope for the best in the economy as well but looking at the long-term impacts of these decisions, I'm not optimistic at all.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am
If anything can make you appear middle-road for the other voters, it'd be a handful of my views tossed into the debate!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:45 am
Sean, like I said, no one is turned away here right now.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am
I'm not as pro Obama as I could be, I'm moreso just hoping this all works out... for the sake of our economy. Only time can prove or disprove the critics. But, I already have a bead on Biden, just in case Obana gets killed.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:44 am
HELL YEAH! Agdaniele, you just made my short list for Vice President. Let's get out there and right the ship.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:43 am
Uhm, up here that's called s****** and blowing at the same time. To say we have de facto socialized medicine undercuts your point that socialized medicine is not the way to go, unless you really think people should be turned away?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am
Even moreso, I'm for drug testing everyone who gets welfare or unemployment. If you have to be clean to work, you should be clean to receive free money, healthcare and housing.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am
The system will "right" itself again, in my view and those folks who didn't run on policies or substance will be voted out eventually. "Change" is not a position, it's a stand against someone else's position.
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:41 am
The legitimately unemployed (and actively searching for work), elderly (who paid taxes/social security), and those certifiably disabled should receive free healthcare. Nobody else.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:40 am
Thankfully, those extreme a** holes haven't gotten in a position to shoot the President (any President) and I hope they never do. While I disagree with the POTUS and many Dems in Congress, I don't want to see anyone killed for disagreeing with me.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:38 am
AD, very nice description of liberal with a liberal use of adjectives. Can I add tofu-farting, cloud skipping, and tree-hugging?
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am
You are certainly a lightning rod, WTFO... but there's nothing wrong with getting things done while the do-nothings rally against you. And, at the risk of... hell, if Obama hasn't been sh** by the so-called supremists, you're relatively safe.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:36 am
those visits. So it is widely available even if you can't afford insurance.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:35 am
Sean, right now in the US no one who shows up at a hospital can be denied treatment regardless of their ability to pay. So everyone has access, hell even illegals have access to healthcare. The hospitals get money from the govt (our taxes) to pay for
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am
And for the record, "liberal" is an abused term now. I don't like how... liberally... it's thrown arout. For me, it'll always refer to the anti-war, pro-pot legalizing, tambourine toting, anti-gun, tie-dye, freindship bracelet wearing, ponytail executives
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am
That's the problem with any bail out, eh? How to credibly say "Dang nabit, this is the last time, boys."
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:33 am
AD, I would make a great target on the national level as President, wouldn't I? Hell, I'm a pretty good target here on Motifake.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:32 am
the devaluing of the US dollar and mass inflation for everyone on main street.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Giving everyone access in a time of need to the "machine that goes ping!" doesn't necessarily mean that all anyone can get who can afford other euphoniusm medical devices.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:31 am
to fail and Obama has greatly expanded that. These responses are short-term fixes that don't solve the real problems and they come with long-term consequences. The selling of our debt to China and the rampant printing of cash from our mints will lead to
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:30 am
"Funny guy"? Or "Funniest guy"? Anywho, I disagree that having the gov't as the single payer medical insurance provider necessarily crowds out the market option. Insurance companies can charge premiums and they can specify the level of coverage.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am
Sean, you made a great point on "moral hazard". Very commendable position. I believe that the economic issue is a perfect example of what is going on here in the US. Bush started it with TARP money and pushing for money for autos because they are too big
agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 12:29 am
I'd vote for WTFO... it's not my cup of tea to hear constant presidential criticism, but when it comes out of the true liberals, it's amusingly whiny.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:28 am
However, with more thought, I have asked WTF,Obama a number of times.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Funny guy, made me laugh. Actually, it stands for "Over" because it changes the "WTF" from a rhetorical question to one that wants an answer.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am
Fair question, Sean. The article didn't say but if we socialize our health care here, the Farrari option won't be available for anyone.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:25 am
"President WTFO"? I knew the "O" stood for Obama .... Knew it all along.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am
the highways, refurbish public parks/playgrounds, Habitat for Humanity, and stuff like that). They would only have to work 30 hours a week because I want them to use the other time seeking better, more perminant employment. There's my stump speech.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:24 am
Did she have to? Or did she decide she wanted the Ferrari over the Beamer? Inquiring minds want to know!
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:22 am
AD, great point on how we help others without helping ourselves and on welfare. President WTFO would institute a new plan for welfare: Able-bodied welfare recipients would have to work for the Fed, State, or County to earn their checks (pick up trash on
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:20 am
did she have to come here?
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:19 am
bean-counters will do a cost-benefit-a***ysis and determine there isn't enough bang for the buck. I read a story the other night that said a female politician in Canada got cancer and came to the US to get treated. If govt healthcare is so good then why
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:18 am
by every hypocondriac in the US. Also, as is the case with the military, care will be rationed to save the govt money. Lastly, for those who have complications or need specialists, the doctors who specialize in those areas won't be there because the D.C.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 12:16 am
Great dialogue! Thanks DB for the well-wishes. I believe that for the average person, state health care can be adequate (your English examples) however, if the govt runs it, it is even more expensive than it is today. With it being free it will be abused
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:10 am
I have recently come to the belief that what makes you a Liberal, Conservative, or Libertarian stems largely from your concern over the importance or lack thereof of the "moral hazard" attributed to state action.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:05 am
Recognising that the soical safety net is an multifaceted insurance policy does not solve any problems, nor does it bring the left and the right closer together, but it does get the dialogue off to a legitimate start.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:04 am
Not to get side-tracked by the insistence that the word "socialist" be used correctly, using it to means welfare statism is not just a smear tactic, it is a category error that blinds you considering the issue correctly. ...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:02 am
Calling a "social safety net" of any sort "socialist" does not make sense. The net is a form of insurance. As such is it subject to the same problems all insurance plans (be they private or state run) have: fraud and what's called the moral hazard. ...
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:16 pm
What's more, welfare should be earned, not given.
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Ha! That's bordering on offensive, but thanks!
agdaniele - May 2, 2009, 11:02 pm
The real problem in america is that the ones working for minumum wage, instead of getting unemployment or welfare, are without insurance and health care. We pour billions into helping other countries, but can't help our own.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am
they've been jerking me around for months. I finally get to have an MRI to see what is wrong this month.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:03 am
because the govt runs the military hospitals and the health insurance program (Tricare) that me and my family use. Trust me, you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like a military hospital. I've had a serious back problem since Aug, and
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:01 am
all up to the govt to have them divvy it out to banks, autos, and dumbasses who signed up for ARM loans. Add govt controlled health care, and you have serious big govt and socialism. If the govt gets to run health care, we are all screwed. I say this
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:59 am
the way it's been mismanaged by the govt, it's a Ponzi scheme. Taking my money to pay others whose contributions were already spent. However, the policies now are taking all of our tax dollars, and the taxes of our kids when they get jobs and bringing it
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 2:57 am
We in uniform are taxed the same as everyone else. Unemployment insurance is not something I've ever paid into, but if injured to the point of no longer being deployable, there is the VA. I agree that Social Security is a socialist-like system. Actually,


MAX POWER - doesn't abbreviate




MIDGETS -


TAGS: midgets mad max
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by ronsart

-quote needed- - April 23, 2009, 8:04 am
Lift embargo.
HtD - April 21, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bioshock: The Beginning, turns out little girls are more effective than midgets.
Anonymous2 - April 21, 2009, 4:18 pm
I give you the Big Daddy, Mark 1...
Fatty - April 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Who runs Barter Town?!?


SLAM OF THE WEEK - Use it well, use it often.




PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers


TAGS: this looks a lot like my childhood cat max and really hits me
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


EYE-MAX - For some reason, Sony Corporation misunderstood the concept Back to Picture in Picture


TAGS: imax
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 10:54 pm
Bloody hell. Made my eyes water...


LOOK, BATMAN... - If Robin's gone, you've got to move on.




NEED WORK - Good with children, trustworthy, excellent references


TAGS: gang work wuemployment bjorn soolsma remax results realtor
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Xopster

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
despite his right cheek, he is not a relative
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:42 pm
this one?
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:43 pm
LOL at Moooooooooo+, YES at Aggie, Shaved it off just before the pic was taken at MrRandom.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:48 am
Mr. R, I've always referred to them as molestaches.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
So Aggy. Was that your first ban? Did you get to pop your cherry today?
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:47 am
Its just missing the p*** mustache.
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:46 am
More so than me and that's saying somthin. Not to mention, the avatar. I'm personnally not a fan of posting my pic anywhere on the web. But, if you're gonna do it, you should pick one that doesn't make you look like a p********.
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 12:26 am
Wee-bit high strung, eh?
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I think this motifake greenhorn just may have topped every "ugly American" you've come across, TTH. Goes to show that hostile idiots exist in every country (even Canada, bud). I've been in ****ty moods before, but d*** this guy makes me look laid-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
See my what? Oh.... I'm charging for that now.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:35 pm
BTW being a ***k is ok only if you are funny. For examples see Mooooooooooooooooo+
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 6:34 pm
I think the word you want is CLIQUE Xopster/Jaboogie/Timmy whatever you want to call yourself.
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:39 pm
like I said he hasn't really figured out how the site works yet. He's from B.C Canada so no worries.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 12:34 pm

Jaboogiexopester is not even a registered user. Guess he didn't like his ph**ograph posted here as a need help request. Somewhere a bridge has lost its begger
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
Actually, Xopster, it's a fun site and has a good community of regular contributors. We use the occasional cliche, but mostly try to write original stuff. Keep making posters and check out the top creators and hall of fame.
Jaboogie - December 2, 2009, 11:54 am
Seems to be a major cliche here. Such artistry and sophistication, you are all so superor to X
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:32 am
If we're lucky, he's a Frenchy, and has his very own white flag, carried in his wallet, where his condom should be.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
maybe you should just make your white flag now
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:24 am
This guy must be from Quebec!
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:23 am
Another internet tough guy
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Awwwww.... let me see if I can be your Ambien...
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
Tough day at the Mcdonalds Drive thru?
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:21 am
I'm in a ****ty mood and this guy is pissing me off where i come to cool off
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
So, can we expect trade thoughts rationally whilst traveling on this road?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:20 am
Bed time...over and out.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:19 am
Now, now Canada... I'm handing out an early, and quite generous olive oil branch.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Xenophobe eh? I just fear pirates and retaliate when picked on
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:18 am
tell me where! ill drive down there and kick your a**!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
you are a moron we are probably in the same Province
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:17 am
Xenophobe... I am asking you to lighten up, and try to get along here... for the duration of your stay. I find it hard to believe that you came here just to be combative.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Lock out his whole area! block his whole state!lol
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:16 am
Warn me ooooooh I didnt realize! I am warned! Rrrrrrrr! avast ye Canuck, you must cheer for the Leafs which would be consistent with yoru dimness of wit
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
What a f***ing retard! he is trying to warn you
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
You better get back to the lab and work some more on that Cancer cure
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:14 am
Hey there, Canada!!! Welcome!!! How can I? He will just come back under another name and email address.... despite what his posters indicate, I think he may be smart! Must not be his first time being banned from a site. Hard to believe.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:13 am
Is it International Talk Like a Pirate Day again?
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:12 am
now proceed at your own risk... these be the last friendly words ye'll hear.. you may not survive to pass this way again....
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:09 am
COME ON AGGY!! KICK HIS a**!
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:08 am
Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old motifakers, eh? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a civil tongue mate, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be rules here, and the ban hammer waiting for them what don't obey.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:03 am
Phuk off! LOL you think this is something special here? My gawd I am playing with this for a couple of days till i move on to something better. Dont flatter yourself into thinking you are curing cancer here or something important LOL
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Way to make a good first impression. Nobody is going to be impressed with your persistence... be nice, listen, learn. We're only as bad as you make us here. Sort of like walking into a new pub, and acting like an a$$ immediately. Doesn't go over well.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:59 am
Atta girl. Show us your metal!
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:57 am
i repeat I dont care what you think. ban me and I will just post under a different pseudo and email. Have a nice day
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:49 am
Cool your jets, turbo.
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:44 am
I really dont give a **** what you guys think. if you cant figure out what Im doing with key words and names suck it hard
Sean - December 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
WANNABE You're doing it wrong. (as per spacedog's observation, of course)
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 10:05 pm
So the white supremacist appears to have colored in almost all of his skin? Bizarre.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:40 pm
A New Hope?
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:36 pm
I can only hope.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hes going to turn into a stavro or a timmy
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
I don't think he has quite figured out how the site works yet. I call this the "foot in mouth" stage.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:45 pm
Why do you comment on all of your posters with something like, "thats hilarious?" Thats up for us to decide
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:16 pm
thats hillarious, it looks like Bjorn Soolsma


THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!


TAGS: november challenge bang bang maxwells silver hammer came down upon her head
Rating: 3.86/5

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Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 6:14 pm
Yes! This one's the winner, hands down. I'd give you 10 lions if I could.


MAXI PADS - The down there patch for your baby hatch ...




MAXINE - Isn't she just adorable?




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TAGS: war hero office max deadbeat fake
Rating: 2.24/5
MSgt Scott - September 11, 2009, 10:23 pm
This phony needs his a** kicked. He looks phony from the word go. His beret is not formed to his head, rather stuck up like a Frenchman's. His collar brass is wrong, you don't wear medals with ribbons, unless you just got it awarded. He is overloaded.
Adam - June 25, 2009, 8:58 pm
Wow, you guys take this **** way too seriously. What happened to "tongue-in-cheek" humour?
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 8:37 am
Evil Dog is waaaaay correct. This Fake's uniform has so many errors I'd have to post 7-8 comments just to get started on one side...and I don't have time for that. If you see this guy, kick him in the figs for me!
Mark - March 22, 2009, 10:44 am
Upon closer inspection, I'm ashamed to say that evil dog may be right. Even his collar brass is wrong and his RSSI seems very low.
HtD - March 22, 2009, 6:14 am
Yah! This is outrageous!
evil dog - March 22, 2009, 5:09 am
Too bad everything he is wearing is in the wrong place and not in the correct order. f***ing PX ranger. People like this need to go to jail
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:08 am
It adds flavor. That's why I wear them on my arms as well (although, mine are Air Force).
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
..What the hell's he doing with MSG on his arms?
Mark - March 21, 2009, 4:57 pm
Yes it is. It's also those stripes on his arms.
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 4:48 pm
Isn't MSG that stuff in Chinese food?
Mark - March 21, 2009, 4:32 pm
It's a d*** good thing for you that you left your name off of this poster because MSG Anderson could probably kill you three different ways before you even knew you were dead. Just say thank you Master Sergeant, STFU, and then move along.


What? -


TAGS: just five more minutes max
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2014, 7:23 pm
It's amazing to me that my brain always decides it would rather have nicotine than stay warm. -33 this morning.
Greeny - March 2, 2014, 2:25 pm
I hate when it's cold out, it's tough to tell when to quit exhaling - 5 hack ptooeys


The Sliderule Quandaries -


TAGS: calculus minimus gluteus maximus
Rating: 4.9/5

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ughomer - February 21, 2014, 6:52 am
AU ~ a paper company production toilet paper roll is as big as a house!
Silverheart - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm

I make toilet paper at work... does that count?
maoworks2 - February 20, 2014, 5:04 pm
What's That Paper On A Roll ?
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:47 am
nor shall it be


WHEN AGGY VISITS CUBBY - there are no curfews


TAGS: 4 days max
Rating: 4.53/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:19 am
I noticed. LoL!
rerun - August 13, 2010, 11:18 am

we scared "IT" away....
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:12 am
Tribute! Wait for it...


MAX FACTOR III LEADS FOCUS GROUP - THE MAX FACTOR


TAGS: mad max
Rating: 3.8/5

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MAXIM #1: TIP WELL - paying for your child's safety, your food's quality, and not getting your throat slit by the barber




MAD MAX - You want a piece of this bro?




CAPTAIN SULLY - I Missed The River By 'This' Much


TAGS: shades of maxwell smart
Rating: 3.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 6:08 pm
Nice effect! 5 landing strips.


EXCUSE-ME-MAX-DEMOTIVATIONAL-POSTER-1273161082 -




3 LINES MAX - I think the frog overdid it !!




MAXIMALISM - Not All of Your Thrown Darts Can Land in the Bullseye


TAGS: maximalism
Rating: 2.09/5

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Sean - May 1, 2010, 7:20 pm
And yet, they do. Just like in the pic.
freestyler - May 1, 2010, 6:39 pm
True...Thats why all mine are in the triple 20.


YEEEEEAAAaaaaaaa -


TAGS: clashofclans godsoncoc overpowered maxed
Rating: 0/5

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Greeny - July 19, 2014, 8:06 am
Is this about pounding the bacon?


Anticlimax -


TAGS: crushing anticlimax eighteenwheeler truck tunnel
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - September 8, 2016, 7:14 pm
i was almost killed late last year... when i was struck from behind by an 18 wheeler on the freeway. it was a physics experiment run amok.
mizzdizz - September 3, 2016, 8:48 am
In this case, it may be '....especially sick and twisted ones!' part that applies! chuckle, chuckle
Silverheart - September 2, 2016, 12:23 am

Great minds think alike. But I ain't hardly no great mind.
mizzdizz - September 1, 2016, 9:44 pm
Silvy, no fair! That's the same joke I was gonna make! chuckle,chuckle....
Silverheart - September 1, 2016, 9:43 pm

Hey now, I thought we didn't allow tunnel poster5.


Capitalism -




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